Help

Hello Twitter.

This is really hard to write, because I imagine I am going to get a load of flack for it, but I'm really struggling with something, and I was hoping you could help me. There is no way to phrase this without sounding like I am fishing for compliments, but I genuinely need some feedback. I have been asked to do a big talk, and I need to clarify why anyone would give me the time to listen to what I would like to say.

Instead of tearing myself into pieces trying to not be destructively self deprecating, I thought I would ask you.

You follow me on here, please could you tell me why? Or at least why you have not unfollowed?

I know it is such a crass thing to ask, but I am utterly failing to come up with any reasons myself and I thought you might be able to offer some input.

Sorry and thank you.